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2020: The Cult of the Holy Lawn

The Cult of the Holy Lawn
The Cult of the Holy Lawn

Welcome to the Neighborhood

July 28, 2020

The neighborhood looked perfect. Each house stood in uniform symmetry, their facades gleaming in the afternoon sun. But it was the lawn that captivated Leif’s attention as he stepped out of the moving van. The vast expanse of verdant green stretched out in the center of the cul-de-sac, unnaturally lush and vibrant, almost glowing with life.


As Leif admired the lawn, a figure approached from across the street. A man in his late thirties, with a charismatic smile and a confident stride, waved and walked over.


“Hello there! You must be the new residents,” he said, extending his hand. “I’m Magne, your neighbor.”

Leif shook his hand, noting the firm grip and the seemingly genuine smile. “Hi, I’m Leif. It’s nice to meet you, Magne.”


Magne’s eyes twinkled with a strange intensity as he looked over at the lawn. “Welcome to our little piece of paradise. I see you’ve already noticed the lawn. It’s quite something, isn’t it?”


Leif nodded, still mesmerized by the sheer perfection of the grass. “It’s beautiful. I’ve never seen anything like it.”


Magne’s smile widened, but there was something unsettling about it—a hint of something lurking beneath the surface. “Yes, the lawn is the pride and joy of our community. We take great care of it, and it’s crucial that everyone does their part to maintain its beauty.”


Leif felt a slight chill despite the warm afternoon sun. “Of course, I’ll make sure to keep up with the maintenance.”


Magne’s eyes never left the lawn. “Good. Just remember, the lawn needs to be mowed every week without fail. It’s crucial for the community.” He turned his gaze back to Leif, his smile never wavering, yet somehow feeling more menacing. “We all have to do our part to keep it looking perfect.”


Leif nodded, trying to shake off the uneasy feeling creeping up his spine. “I’ll keep that in mind.”

Magne clapped Leif on the shoulder, his demeanor instantly lightening. “Great! If you need anything, don’t hesitate to ask. We’re all one big family here.”


As Magne walked away, Leif glanced back at the lawn. For a moment, it seemed to shimmer with an unnatural light, and a faint whisper carried on the breeze. Leif shook his head, chalking it up to exhaustion from the move.


But as he settled into his new home, the unsettling feeling lingered. There was something about the lawn—something almost sentient, watching, waiting. And as Leif looked out the window at the perfectly manicured grass, he couldn’t help but wonder what lay beneath its flawless surface.


A Missed Week

The weeks went by, and Leif quickly fell into the rhythm of the neighborhood. The lawn, ever lush and green, became both a point of pride and a source of anxiety. The weekly mowing schedule was strict, and Magne always seemed to be watching, making sure everyone adhered to the rules.


One particularly busy week, Leif found himself overwhelmed with work and family commitments. By the time Friday rolled around, he realized with a jolt that he hadn’t mowed the lawn.


Saturday morning, Leif woke early with a sense of urgency. He stepped outside, mower in hand, only to find Magne waiting on the sidewalk, arms crossed and an unreadable expression on his face.


“Morning, Leif,” Magne said, his tone deceptively cheerful. “I noticed you missed your scheduled mowing this week.”


Leif felt a pang of guilt. “I’m so sorry, Magne. It’s been a hectic week, but I’m getting to it now.”

Magne’s smile was back, but it didn’t reach his eyes. “We all have busy lives, Leif. But it’s important to keep up with our responsibilities. The lawn needs to be mowed every week without fail. It’s crucial for the community.”


There it was again, that same line, delivered with the same unnerving intensity. Leif nodded, feeling a cold sweat break out. “I understand. It won’t happen again.”


Magne’s gaze softened slightly, but the tension remained. “Good. I’ll leave you to it then.”


As Leif mowed the lawn, he couldn’t shake the feeling of being watched. It wasn’t just Magne’s lingering gaze—it felt as though the lawn itself was alive, pulsing with a strange energy. The whispers in the wind seemed louder, more insistent, and shadows flickered at the edges of his vision.


Unease

Curiosity gnawed at Leif. The whispers, the shadows, and the eerie perfection of the lawn—all of it felt wrong. The more he thought about it, the more he noticed other odd things. Neighbors would stand in their yards, seemingly staring at nothing, their expressions blank. Conversations would halt abruptly when Leif approached, and the once friendly smiles now felt hollow and forced.


One evening, Leif took a walk around the neighborhood, trying to shake off the growing sense of unease. The air felt heavier, the silence more profound. As he walked past the houses, he noticed curtains twitching and eyes peering out from behind them. He couldn't help but feel like he was being watched, monitored by the very people who had welcomed him so warmly.


Later that night, Leif awoke to the sound of whispering outside his window. It was faint at first, but it grew louder, almost insistent. He carefully slipped out of bed and peered through the blinds. A group of neighbors stood on the lawn, moving in a slow, rhythmic pattern. Their movements were synchronized, almost trance-like, as if they were performing a ritual. The moonlight cast eerie shadows, making their faces look gaunt and hollow. Before Leif could get a better look, the group dispersed silently into the night, each person slipping back into their homes without a word.


The next morning, the air was thick with an unsettling calm. As Leif stepped outside, he noticed strange symbols drawn in chalk on the sidewalk. They were intricate and unfamiliar, adding to his growing sense of dread. He bent down to examine them more closely but was interrupted by a knock on the door.

It was Magne, his demeanor as charming as ever. “Good morning, Leif. We’re having our monthly neighborhood meeting tonight. You should join us.”


Leif hesitated, feeling a pang of fear. “Sure, I’ll be there,” he finally replied, unable to refuse the invitation.

The meeting was held in the community center, a building that seemed ordinary enough but felt increasingly oppressive as the evening progressed. The fluorescent lights flickered intermittently, casting unsettling shadows on the walls. The room was filled with the familiar faces of his neighbors, but their expressions were disturbingly blank.


Liv, the Cult Leader, stood at the front, her presence commanding and serene. She spoke with an air of authority that was both comforting and terrifying. “Our lawn is our lifeblood,” she intoned. “We must all do our part to maintain its beauty and strength.”


The other neighbors nodded in unison, their movements synchronized and eerie. Leif felt a shiver run down his spine as he observed their hollow expressions, their eyes devoid of emotion.


As the meeting continued, Leif watched in growing horror as the proceedings took a darker turn. Small offerings were presented—plants, food, and unsettlingly, a vial of blood. These were placed in a ceremonial bowl at the center of the room. Liv began to chant, her voice low and resonant, filling the room with a haunting melody. The neighbors joined in, their voices merging into a single, droning hum.


Leif’s heart pounded in his chest as Liv’s eyes locked onto his. “We honor the spirit that dwells within the lawn. Our dedication ensures its beauty and our safety.”


The air grew thick and oppressive, making it hard for Leif to breathe. He felt lightheaded, the room spinning around him. The faces of his neighbors blurred, their features becoming grotesque and distorted. The chant grew louder, more insistent, as if it was reaching into his very soul.


Leif clutched the edge of his chair, trying to steady himself. The whispers he had heard outside his window now seemed to echo in his mind, filling him with an overwhelming sense of dread. He could feel the weight of their collective gaze, the pressure of their expectations, bearing down on him.


The meeting finally came to an end, but the oppressive atmosphere lingered. As Leif made his way home, he couldn’t shake the feeling that something sinister was at play. The lawn, once a source of beauty and pride, now seemed to hold a dark and malevolent power. And as he lay in bed that night, the whispers returned, more insistent than ever, filling his dreams with shadows and fear.


Tension

Despite his best efforts, Leif missed another week of mowing. This time, circumstances beyond his control—family emergencies, work deadlines—conspired against him. The day after the missed mowing, the neighborhood’s behavior grew more sinister.


It started subtly. As Leif stepped outside to check the mail, he noticed his neighbors stopping in their tracks to stare at him. Their eyes were blank and unblinking, like marionettes waiting for their strings to be pulled. He waved awkwardly, but they did not respond. Instead, they continued to watch him with a chilling intensity until he retreated back inside his house.


The following days brought more unsettling incidents. Conversations with other residents became stilted and awkward, as if everyone was reading from the same eerie script. When Leif tried to engage them, their responses were mechanical, devoid of the warmth and friendliness they had once shown.


One evening, as Leif was returning from work, he found his car tires slashed. The jagged cuts were precise and deliberate, a clear message that someone was unhappy with him. The sinking feeling in his stomach grew heavier as he realized that this was no random act of vandalism.


Another night, he discovered strange symbols drawn on his driveway in chalk. They were the same intricate designs he had seen before, and they seemed to pulse with an otherworldly energy. Leif felt a wave of nausea as he stared at the markings, a deep sense of dread settling over him.


Magne’s visits became more frequent, his tone more insistent with each encounter. “You’re falling behind, Leif,” he would say, his smile a chilling reminder of the lawn’s omnipresent influence. “The lawn needs to be mowed every week without fail. It’s crucial for the community.”


The friendly neighborly concern was gone, replaced by an unsettling urgency that made Leif’s skin crawl. Magne’s eyes seemed darker, more hollow, and his presence more oppressive.


As the days went on, Leif began to notice more signs of the neighborhood’s silent wrath. Dead animals left on his porch, their lifeless eyes staring accusingly at him. Anonymous notes slipped under his door, filled with cryptic threats and ominous warnings. The air inside his house grew colder, the shadows longer and more menacing.


Leif’s sleep was plagued by nightmares. He dreamt of the lawn, its grass growing tall and wild, twisting into grotesque shapes that reached out to ensnare him. The whispers in his dreams were louder now, filled with anger and malice, condemning him for his failure to uphold the community’s sacred duty.


One particularly harrowing night, Leif awoke to find his home surrounded by neighbors, all holding lit candles. Their faces were expressionless, their eyes vacant, but the collective energy they exuded was palpable and terrifying. They stood in silence, their candles casting flickering shadows that danced on the walls of his house, making the darkness seem alive.


We

Fearing for his family’s safety, Leif made the difficult decision to leave. They packed up quickly, moving under the cover of darkness to avoid any more confrontations. The fear was palpable, every shadow a potential threat, every rustle of leaves a sign of danger. Leif could feel the weight of the neighborhood’s collective gaze even as they drove away.


As they left the confines of the neighborhood and the cul-de-sac of emerald damnation, an oppressive weight seemed to lift slightly, but the dread lingered. They headed towards his wife Mei’s parents’ house, a temporary refuge while they figured out their next steps. The drive was silent, the tension thick in the car. Leif glanced at Mei and their children, their faces pale and drawn with fear.


“We’ll be safe there,” Mei reassured him, though her voice trembled.


For the next few months, they stayed with Mei’s parents, trying to regain a sense of normalcy. Leif contacted a real estate agent and arranged to sell the house, avoiding any return trips to the neighborhood. They hired a moving firm to collect their belongings and a cleaning service to prepare the house for sale. Every interaction was done remotely, the fear of the neighborhood still fresh in Leif’s mind.


Welcome to the Neighborhood

A few months after Leif and his family left, the house was ready for new occupants. Leif had found a new place in a distant town, far from the shadow of the neighborhood’s ominous influence. The moving firm carefully transported their belongings to the new house, and the cleaning service ensured the old house looked pristine for its next owners.


One sunny afternoon, as Leif settled into his new home, he received a notification on his phone. The house had sold, and a new family had moved in. He felt a pang of guilt and fear for them but knew he had done all he could to protect his own family.


Back in the old neighborhood, a moving van pulled up to Leif’s former house. A young family stepped out, their faces bright with excitement and anticipation. They marveled at the pristine lawn, the perfect symmetry of the houses, and the seemingly idyllic surroundings.


Magne was there to greet them, his smile as charming and ominous as ever. He extended his hand to the father, a friendly glint in his eye. “Welcome to our little piece of paradise. I see you’ve already noticed the lawn. It’s quite something, isn’t it?”


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